Why I only read PR emails for the entertainment value

Today’s PR email subject line of the day:

Many Teens Ignoring Parents’ Facebook Friend Requests

And as if having a press release headline that looks like it should be a fake Onion story teaser weren’t bad enough, it turns out that this is only a survey of Kaplan Test Prep students. So it’s statistically worthless.

Public relations professionals, John Lennon would like a word with you.