And it occurs to me that no one’s tried to sum up the current economic mess in haiku form. Time to remedy that: Panic on Wall StreetBush: Send buckets o’ money!GOP: Who’s “Bush”?

The three cops who shot an unarmed man to death in Queens in 2006 were acquitted of all charges this morning. If you don’t feel like reading through the mayor’s entire two-paragraph statement, here’s a haiku summary: Bloomberg on Bell … Continue reading →